what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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