Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
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I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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