He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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