i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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