elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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