And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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