508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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