sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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