I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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