whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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