All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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