he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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