i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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