Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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