let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
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Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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