How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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