there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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