Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
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I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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