My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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