The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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