she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I think my vagina is haunted
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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