I skipped work to stalk him.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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