i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Come see our sink grown plant.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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