ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
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if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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