I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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