Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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