Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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