I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
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Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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