Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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