there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
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Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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