Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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