Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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