Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
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I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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