Old men and throwing up are my life now.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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