Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then. http://tfl.nu/hci4
  Replies (9) Good night (2147) Bad night (429) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  details?

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  alcohol + bed + penis = sex

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (920): i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir (952): details? (920): alcohol + bed + penis = sex http://tfl.nu/7qj6
  Replies (28) Good night (2729) Bad night (711)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive http://tfl.nu/5g38
  Replies (16) Good night (522) Bad night (3059) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that? http://tfl.nu/v1uh
  Replies (13) Good night (531) Bad night (3438) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (516): View more from New York

  he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (516): he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time. http://tfl.nu/8o43
  Replies (22) Good night (5251) Bad night (1011) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (604): View more from British Columbia

  People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (604): People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky http://tfl.nu/clbn
  Replies (90) Good night (7887) Bad night (1104)
• Favorite

  (+91): View more from India

  Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+91): Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not. http://tfl.nu/eg4c
  Replies (34) Good night (1420) Bad night (3725) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was. http://tfl.nu/06et
  Replies (6) Good night (2917) Bad night (845) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled. http://tfl.nu/99xj
  Replies (5) Good night (1372) Bad night (925) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (507): You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air". http://tfl.nu/l9as
  Replies (4) Good night (1003) Bad night (334) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project http://tfl.nu/3ddm
  Replies (1) Good night (1038) Bad night (257) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man http://tfl.nu/p704
  Replies (14) Good night (1577) Bad night (349) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy. http://tfl.nu/r8h1
  Replies (10) Good night (503) Bad night (824) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (502): View more from Kentucky

  Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (502): Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work? http://tfl.nu/ejxj
  Replies (8) Good night (697) Bad night (363) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question. http://tfl.nu/ellm
  Replies (2) Good night (240) Bad night (934) Order T-Shirt

Randomize