I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i just google imaged poop.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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