it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Bea Arthur died! :(
Big bird passed.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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