apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
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There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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