You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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