I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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