I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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