Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
How's work?
Spinning.
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You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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