vagina is talking i cant
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
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