PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
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