There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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