I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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