I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
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I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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