Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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