if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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