I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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