Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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